Sunday, October 9, 2011

Advice for aspiring writers

People often look at actors and think how hard could it be?
It looks easy to stand in front of large crowds and use parts of your own life to stand emotionally raw in front of an audience that is drawn into the moment and share that sort of intimacy. Real acting is often conflated with screaming foul language and posing as a tough guy, waking up in manufactured sweat screaming, NO! Sure anyone can read a script in front of people (unless you're afraid of crowds) but without an understanding of how to break down text, to pull real feelings out of yourself you sound stilted and fake.
Writing feels like the same thing to some people. "I can write a book and make a million dollars," thinks anyone who has ever read a trashy novel or Twilight. But the fact is it is much harder than those people think. First of all, let's just move past the notion that making a million dollars off a book is going to happen. Unless you're Stephen King, promoted by Oprah or a controversial public figure it's probably not going to happen. Most writers don't get to do it full time. If you want that kind of money you are going to have to write non stop across many mediums and even then real wealth may simply be beyond you.
In todays era of the internet and self publishing it is true anyone can get a book made. You can throw any dreck on a printed page and some company will make sure you spelled it all right and throw it out there for a grand or two. A friend of mine at work told me about a guy he knew who made a MILLION copies of a book he wrote about his life's philosophy. He didn't promote it. He just thought his genius would start a riot and it would fly off the shelves. He didn't start with 5000 copies to create demand with the presses ready to go back to work. This (inherited) millionaire just fronted for what now fills a warehouse with no market research, no advertising and no buzz.
The writing of the book is the fun and rewarding part. Making money off of it is the real work and it involves tallking about yourself well beyond the limits of what most people are comfortable with. Now please understand, getting to the point where you have anything ready to go is is a hike up the mountain before hiking up the higher mountain, If you're like most aspiring writers you have the limbs of your story strewn about your workspace. A beginning here, an ending there, a few dramatic middle parts, lists of characters and plot ideas and one day, if you're lucky a halfway decent short story to try ands get published.
If you're good, you will start getting picked up by zines either local or national. These are normally put together by your local writing enthusiast and if you're lucky he has some sort of standard for what he will put in this amatuer periodical which means you pass a test and you aren't embarassed by the shit you see on the page facing yours. Use this as an opportunity to network with other writers and people in the arts. Let me say this again, I can't stress it enough NETWORK, All the breaks that I've ever gotten have come from knowing other people who know where
the demand for talent was. If they respect your work and they like you they will throw things your way. People in the arts with no friends in the arts, brilliantly talented or not, are people you will never hear of.
Now, one pet peeve of mine is the loose definition of writer people use. Journalists...writers. Copywrighters...writers. Fiction writers...writers. Biographers, poets, published historians, people publishing in academic fields and folks writing in similar contexts are all writers. They convey ideas, they use complete sentences and know there from they're from their and other things that composers using "C U L8R" do not have a command.
If you write in your journal about your hopes and dreams and don't show anyone ever...not a writer. If you wake up and shorthand your dreams into a blank book that never sees daylight...not a writer. Shopping lists don't count. Things you write that will never have an audience because you're too shy, the contents are too personal or because you don't have the nerve to allow anyone an opinion on what you have written you do not get to announce to a room full of people that you are the same as someone who has worked hard at their craft, laboring in obscurity trying to make their voice heard.
I know you love Grisham, Nora Roberts or J.D. Robb but don't kid yourself about the amount of understanding of the subject matter you need to have. It's almost a cliche now to say, "write what you know." If you try to write a courtroom thriller but don't know the law even kind of people can tell. If you're writing a murder mystery but don't understand how to follow clues or what motivates a criminal or even what makes other people tick kit's going to fall flat.
If you know about life in a small town then find a story to tell that exploits your knowledge of that. if you work retail the world of something like "Clerks" is real to you and you can be convincing with it. If something interests you persue it or do research to the point you can ring true. Be who you are, be honest and straight forward with your work. That is what people want to read no matter what. If you can establish a real emotional connection with your reader then you have done right.
Now I am going to impart to you a truth that is going to sting a little. Brilliant, creative ideas are like flies on shit. They're everywhere and most people have at least one. Great concepts are easy. Executing an idea to make it interesting, exciting, inspiring, funny or moving is hard as hell. Don't tell me your idea. I don't care about an idea in its infancy, there are 1000 directions to take it in and 964 of them will suck and be so embrassing on analysis you were better off to not have tried. Don't come up and unravel this idea you've been working on since third grade certain that this will be the next Horse Whisperer or Shogun if only someone would pay you to write it,
Do not wait for someone to hear about your incomplete, non started idea and pay you a fat sack of cash to write it. They won't. People pay for completed pieces of work, not ideas for them. if you're a novelist or short story writer then write this materpiece. If you're a comic writer get a reliable artist (they're hard to find and luckily I have 3 I can work with but they took YEARS to find) and create this vision so people can read and judge it without trying to imnagine what you're going for.
And finally, if you complete the work and it makes people puke but you just have to be a writer...keep writing until your good. Read other good authors, read your work outloud to yourself or someone else to make sure it rings true and write about everything that interests you. Experiment. Push boundaries, keep that journal and write to yourself to get better. If any one part of these things I've told you is more work than you care to do then quit. You have to chase this roadrunner for years, sometimes decades before you catch a break and if you aren't persuing it as a calling or because you absolutely love the work you are wasting your time.
Now, having said all that I'm going to open it up...any questions?

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Back on The G Zone

As geeked out as I am about writing for Trestle Press, the cherry on top is doing ther Gzone Blogtalk Radio with Giovanni Gelati. Today we discussed Black Betty and Bad Angels as well as the upcoming Creephouse Comics release "Never Send a Monster." We talked about Stephen King, Dean Koonts, Graphic Novels, Horror, Ryan Reynolds movie choices, the difference in writing disiplines. All fired up about the Facebook changes? We talk about that too.
What am I going to bring to the Harbingers of Horror series from Trestle Press? I'll give you a hint. It involves barbed wire and ancient spirits conjured into a new world to create an army of the living dead.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Black Betty now available on Amazon

The second installment on my short story series from Trestle Press "Slouching Towards Bethlehem" is now available for purchase on Kindle from Amazon. Check out Black Betty and see why in Veil the ones you love the most might just be the one who kills you.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Purchase Bad Angels for Ereader!

The first installment of Slouching Towards Bethlehem; Bad Angels is now onsale for electronic download brought to you by Trestle Press!
Kerouac Shaw learns the hard way that not every damsel in distress wants a rescue. The girl in the cult next door endures cruel and brutal treatment and Shaw can't stand idly by. A noble getsure that will drag him into a world of dark spirits and ancient powers of the earth.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Slouching Towards Bethlehem

Just accepted by my new publisher Trestle Press Slouching Towards Bethlehem is a collection of short stories set in the California boardwalk town of Veil. Lurking on the outskirts of this tourist town is the sinkhole remnants of town that collapsed in the 1916 earthquake that destroyed San Francisco and released horrors thought buried long before man ruled the earth. Corrupted by the evil within "The Downs" area of town men of wealth and power who should have been long dead still roam the shadows at the behest of hidden primordial powers ravenous to enter the world of men.
Information on the publishing date forthcoming.

Vincent Price Presents #32

My debut mianstream comic Vincent Price presents #32 is on the shelves!
"Spirit Radio" is the tale of Jim Berneke entreprenuer and thrill seeker who crashes his balloon after being blown off course. He believes he has landed within the crater of a simmering volcano but the truth is even more infernal than he imagines. Pick up this issues of BlueWater Comic's premiere title!

Friday, June 17, 2011

"Buster Wilde Weerwold" release and TMI


When I was a kid of 11 I lived in a trailer court.
Some of you did too and know what thats like. It's very similar to living in a housing edition but where everything is a little less well made. There is a phenomenon attached to living in these sorts of areas socially for the kids that as far as I know has no latin term but which I refer to as companions of convenience. If your real friends are busy or are in trouble then it was never too compliocated to find some random association of others lingering about to entertain yourself with. It was always a diverse cast when this occurred. Maybe that one kid who always harasses you at school might be in it and act as though nothing was amiss to being at least civil to you. Enough nuetral parties or parties friendly to you present in the huddle seemed to allow unnegotiated detentes.
So when I invoke this sort of odd social dynamic you should understand the awkward social atmosphere when just such a gathering occurrs at your best friends birthday party in this same trailer court. Do I know any of these heathens? Are there hitters in here? What does that look mean?
I still felt like I had a good position in the room being the best friend, sort of management status in the Kane household as i spent a lot of time there and with the parents rated at least as important as the furniture to them. But I was suspicious of the blonde 14 year old that occupied the good lawn chair on the patio. With blonde boys it seemed like even if you ended up as friends always at least started out as dicks. How many times did i see those invisible eyebrows cutting through playground waters like apale dorsal fins with bad intentions?
But this slightly older thus likely aggressive blonde kid did not act the fool as so many had previously. He talked about drawing...I liked drawing. He talked about comics...I liked comics! He had even invented some of his own characters and put them in his own comics...I had also done that very thing! Then I saw some of that art work and it was orders of magnitude better than mine. I wanted to be that good. I had to watch him and see how he did the amazing things that he did.
Thus began my childhood pestering of Charles Coleman Finlay. Three years was a big gap at that age and so even though I was brighter than most kids my age there was the wall of hormones seperating our perceptions so I could never really be one of this crowd. They were all comics guys and did projects together which enthused me no end. It was Jeff Yoakum, Bob Martino and Charlie in some combination most times. Bob and Jeff were like older brothers meaning when alone and bored they brutalized me to some degree. Jeff ran a strip in the OSU lantern called "The Neighbors" for literally years which included me as a character. Well, a carricature of me really although I was a wild man in college the events in that strip were about 80% hyperbole with some actual events being thrown in there. He then went on to do afew years of editorial cartoons at the Marysville Journal-Tribune until his responsibilities with his mates Law Firm and recently fatherhood have redirected his time. Jeff lived about 3 blocks from me, Bob lived across the street and Charlie liked a block over.
The last I heard of Bob he was a physicist and working at Columbus COSI. Charlie is, as many of you know, a novelist living in Columbus these days. When I see him today I am pleased to see where this 14 year old renissance man who taught me so much through example has ended up.
Now, I tell you all that to tell you this. Charlie had a friend who was an upperclassman that blew even Charlie Finlay away with his artistic skills. He was an even more distant figure to me than Charlie as he lived all the way across town like three miles. This artistic prodigy was called, at the time, Scot Ulrich. Since those halcyon days of childhood it has become Scot Zellman and it might have always been I was always confused about that.
But Scots work was like eating really good candy. He had these interesting positions and his inked work had such bold defined strokes it was always a pleasure to riffle through stacks of typing paper seing the poses of "The Artful Dodger" "Ricochet" "Powerhawk" "Kingman" and many more whose names I would recognize but do not now recall.
I was sure he was going to the show.
In college, Scot some years before Jeff , had an extremely popular comic strip in "The Lantern" called Pot Shots. I was excited when I saw his name on it the first time. it was hilarious consistently and even though it was done in a cartoonish style it still had those inevitable and bold lines like it could not have been drawn any other way. These days, Scot is working on an ongoing online webcomic called "Mordant Ghoulash" which is dark and awkwardly hilarious on www.zellhound/wordpress.com . It's free, it's hilarious. Check it out.
Today Scot releases a cartoon collection from his webcomic "Buster Wilde Weerwolf" (Yes, that's Weerwolf on purpose, not my typo) through createspace. He describes it as Bloom County only more gay. It has the same powerful, bold lines and all the wit seen in both older and newer projects. See the banner for purchasing information. Do Scot and yourself a favor and buy an underground classic to fool people into thinking you're way hipper than you even aspire to be.

Monday, June 13, 2011

Podcast Interview Replay

Check out the June 13, 2011 interview with myself and Bob Hamer. We discuss writing dialogue and story construction and hear a little bit about my upcoming projects. Bob Hamer was a bonus on this panel as he's a real life undercover G-man who writes crime fiction.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Check out my interview Monday at 1pm

Monday June, 6 at 1pm eatsern time I will be interviewed on Gelatis Scoop on blog talk radio. Be sure to tune in!

Mythica

Under the radar I have been working on several issues of Matt Campbell's concept "Mythica."
In 1914 the world was at war. Europe was a battleground and not just for the Allies and Central powers. Unnoticed amidst the carnage the Ancient Queen of the Underword is plotting to release her demon army and create hell on Earth. Standing in opposition is only the Watcher Soradees and the last few descendants of the old world demi-gods. With the Morrigan at their throats and the nations of the Earth vying to either enlist them or destroy them The Descendants must forge their own destiny in a world that doesn't want them.
See some of the concept art on www.mattcampbellart.com

Steve Fisher, Me, The October Watch

www.cre8ivedifferences.blogspot.com will take you to concept art for the upcoming The October Watch novels. Steve and I are also discussing web comic materiel to reveal back story and explore the characters on a monthly basis to support a yearly release of TOW for Halloween.

Vincent Price Prersents 33- Spirit Radio


Keep your eyes peeled in July for Vincent Price Presents #33. It contains my story "Spirit Radio" and will be available on www.williamtooker.com once it's out.

Announcing the new Creephouse Comics website!

And as things slowly wend their way to fruition we have established the new http:creephousecomics.blogspot.com where we are giving digital access to our first book Spirits in the Well for free!
I am finishing part 3 of the Never Send a Monster trilogy with "Never Make a Monster." Kevin is hard at work with part one and the pages i've seen are typically awesome.